The Hottest Pattern in Fashion: Hexagons

Short long sleeve dress. 

"The latest in spatial orientation fashions of neuroscience."

Crop pant with matching gloves. 

"Euclidean geometry makes a come back, but this time with a fresh cognitive twist."

This season it is all about the hexagon. The original Norwegian designed has been adapted into a lovely hexagonal geometric overlay that does not crease or wrinkle. Rather, ladies and gentleman, it maintains its lovely hexagonal pattern regardless of what you put in it! That's right! Regardless of any lumps or bumps! This pattern is custom made for you, taking into account with exquisite precision your position in life and the direction you choose to go. 

Pants. 

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So call today to order your custom expression of your own cognitive Euclidean space! Operators are standing by!